To the naive, which is to say, the SLAVISH fans of the
Faux News Network and the Radio Pudgy program, it was a pretty good
week for finding proof of EVIL in Iraq!!! These gullible folks are quick
to accept just about anything that is within the generally accepted
knee-jerk psuedo-conservative and neo-conservative consensus of the
moment. And, especially when it is presented by slick media phonies
who claim to be conservatives, and who see the world as black and white,
good and evil. It's a bell curve thing.
A serial email I received this week seems to illustrate
the type of ANTI-INTELLECTUALISM, INTOLERANCE and BIGOTRY that we see
too often today and which has been especially apparent in connection
with the Bushies' war against Iraq!!!
present email urged me to immediately BOYCOTT the Dixie Chicks and call
country and western bars to tell them to THROW OUT Dixie Chicks CDs!!!!
Just in case I couldn't tell how important this email request was, the
writer used a lot of upper case letters and plenty of EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!
Geez. He was making my eyes go deaf with the SHOUTING!!!! The writer
wrote that we should, and I quote: "DEPORT THEM for urinating on
our lst Amendment, spitting on our troops and disgustingly appearing
on the cover of "ENTERTAINMENT' Magazine NAKED with 'TRAITOR' and
other anti-American words painted on their vile, perverted naked bodies!!!"
He also wrote that we should "RUN THESE ANTI-AMERICAN VILE WOMEN
OUT OF BUSINESS AND OUT OF AMERICA IN THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!!!!!"
However, since the Dixie Chicks are apparently a country
group, and given some other things in the email, I changed my mind and
wondered if perhaps the writer of the email might be part of the slack-jaw,
stupid, conservative fringe that has caused the right to be stereotyped
as low I.Q. buffoons walking around with cow pies smeared on their boots.
I now pictured a guy with a pot belly and a fat neck, instead of a Ben
Gunn or a young conservative Republican nerd. I
could be wrong, but the final mental picture I got was of a guy who
spends hours in front of his TV watching the Faux News Network, and
who listens to the Radio Pudgy radio program while he's shoveling manure.
Actually, I apologize to manure shovelers. I had a job doing that once.
The MANURE I shoveled was at least honest manure and came from a part
of the animal that had more brains than the heads of some neoconservatives!!!
Of course, it is possible that the writer might just be a PR guy for
the Dixie Chicks who is trying to use reverse psychology to pump up
sales by creating controversy and interest in the NEKKED DIXIE CHICKS!!!!
Now, with the above as wallpaper, we can discuss THE
Cynics, who are probably fans of the NEKKED, PERVERTED,
URINATING Dixie Chicks, may be saying that one thing that makes them
suspicious is that governments of even the most backward nations have
various standing orders for the destruction of sensitive materials if
there is a danger of them falling into enemy hands. So, how is it that
some reporters could just stumble across such papers in Iraq? Something
smells, and it ain't manure or urine, Bubba. At least that's what cynics
might say. Well, to these cynics, I have this to say: Don't ever try
to get a job at the Faux News Network. They don't like your ANTI-AMERICAN
Dixie Chicks kind around them parts!!!! Anyway, I also stumbled upon
some proof of the EVIL in Iraq!!! Yep. It was a letter that was right
there in front of my house. The military missed it, but I found it.
When you read the following, I'm sure you'll agree that it's a good
thing we attacked Iraq when we did. This is, of course, a self-authenticating
letter, that you must accept as true. If you don't believe this letter,
you're UN-AMERICAN, and you probably listen to the Dixie Chicks and
still eat FRENCH FRIES!!! You should be DEPORTED!!!
Here's the incriminating letter:
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