many Americans are also saying that we are being invaded by illegal
aliens, mostly from Mexico, who really are destroying this nation and
who are a real and present danger. Bush is as oblivious to this real
threat as he is focused on the false threat of Iraq.
of the PTA level clichés that is used by those who are defending
illegal aliens is the lie that illegal aliens are doing work that Americans
won't do. Yep. None of us would ever have our lawns mowed or our cars
washed or our babies' diapers changed except for illegal aliens. What
a crock. How in the world did we exist in this nation before the invasion
of millions of illegal aliens? Very well, thank you. Somehow we managed
to mow our lawns, wash our cars and change our babies' diapers. However,
let's, for the time being, assume that illegal aliens really do the
work that Americans won't do, and let's meld that thought with the earlier
one, presented above, that Americans don't want to go to war against
Hmmm. A solution to the problems of the two sides dawns.
Maybe President Bush can have his personal war and maybe American citizens
can stay out of it all at the same time.
we need do is round up all the illegal aliens in the U.S., and ship
them to the border between Kuwait and Iraq where they can then walk
across the border and do the work that Americans won't do--destroy Iraq--just
as these illegal aliens are now destroying America by their very presence
in this nation.. We won't even have to arm them. Just let them walk
in. Call them sandbacks. Soon, they'll flood the hospitals seeking free
medical care, they'll cause the schools to fail, they'll raise the crime
levels to astronomical levels, they'll block the sidewalks with day
workers, they'll live twenty to a tent, they'll throw trash all over
the desert, they'll take entry level jobs from Iraqi kids in the local
McFalafels. They'll demand that everything be printed in Spanish as
well as Arabic. They'll send the money they make back to Mexico and
live off charities and soup kitchens.
no time at all, Iraq will be transformed into a new post-American America,
which is to say that the whole friggin' country will be like Tijuana
which is also just like post-American America today, and Bush will have
accomplished his goal of destroying that nation. Then, Bush and his
big-oil pals can jet in to hire some of the illegal aliens in the new
Bush oil fields. But, that's just the short term strategy.
long term strategy against Iraq is based on the well known human mating
instinct. In time, the higher breeding illegal aliens will be marrying
and having children with the Iraqis. Slowly but surely, all the Arabs
will eventually disappear into a La Raza gene pool until there are no
Arabs left in Iraq. Then, right there in the middle of the oil fields,
a new Aztlan will emerge ruled over by Senor George W. Bush and his
rich oil pals.